Internacional Citacionismo/A Very Little History of Philosophy

Depois de A Little History of Philosophy, Nigel Warbuton faz no seu blog, virtual philosopher, um exercício intitulado A Very Little History of Philosophy. A filosofia sempre falou grego e demais, por isso o que se segue não é a logomaquia ateniense, não é o laconismo espartano, é um exercício de micro-historiografia automática.

A Very Little History of Philosophy

Socrates: Let’s talk about it.

Plato: Hey caveman, get real!

Aristotle: Eudaimonia or you die moanier.

Epicurus: Death? Not my problem.

Descartes: You’re not dreaming.

Spinoza: I’m not into bondage.

Locke: You look blank.

Berkeley: Ideaology

Hume: You’re a natural.

Rousseau: Chain reaction.

Burke: You say you want a revolution…

Kant: Cool shades, but you can’t take them off.

Hegel: Synthetic fabric.

Bentham: Harmless fun.

Mill: Don’t be a pig.

Marx: Glory, glory, man united!

Kierkegaard: Jump!

Peirce: An icon

(Husserl)

Frege: What are you referring to?

Russell: What do you mean there’s no king of France?

Wittgenstein: I’m not going to tell you.

Ayer: Logical positivism – hooray!

Popper: Unconvince me.

Sartre: Don’t wait!

Camus: It’s only rock and roll but I like it.

Rawls: Justice for reasonable people.

Rand: Justice for nutters.

Foot: Track changes.

Kuhn: Can you believe this shift?

Derrida

Singer: Good bye pork pie.

Zizek:

Sandel: You sold what?

Nigel Warburton, virtual philosopher